Collection of random quotes in random order on every build.

an internal error has occurred in the compiler.
~ msvc
lambda doesn't have any interesting discussions anymore
~ 分解物質
wordpress is a remote shell with blogging capabilities
~ zwwwdr
It's less bad for you to physically rob someone of their DVD/Blu-Ray than to torrent it ~ FliPPeh
so we have ub sanitizers now which besides many thing can check bounds at runtime
but they just write colorful diagnostic to stderr and there is no option to, for example, raise signal with info attached or, better, call custom handler.
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK GOOGLE
~ 分解物質
SICP a bit more complicated. And finally, be careful out there, Scheme consists of recursion, and recursion, this can kill your car is worth losing a parenthesis.
~ andretshurotshka
分解物質: you can avoid many mistakes by writing code on C insteand of assembly
rei: you can avoid many mistakes by not writing code
well I guess in math you at least dont have to deal with a stupid computer
~ zwwwdr
This is not meme
~ andretshurotshka
I reached the epiphany that languages are trivial things, lambda
calculus will always exist as the ultimate means of describing
algorithms and it doesn't fall victim to user stupidity nor personal
preference. Long after all the languages you love, hate and use are
dead, lambda calculus will remain, and its true followers will still
conjure the spirits of the computer with their spells.
~ Rose
Today I wasted another hour of my life trying to solve a problem PHP invented and that only the comments of the PHP documentation managed to point out
MCRYPT_RIJNDAEL_256 is not AES-256
MCRYPT_RIJNDAEL_128 is AES-256 when given a 32-byte key
and now I want PHP to never have ever existed
ever
~ Anonymous
rei: rose write sleepsort in erlang
rose: ok I'll do the sleep part first
rose: zzz
node and npm are cleverly designed traps built by aliens to entice inexperienced programmers so they wont learn lisp and threaten the galactical status quo
~ zwwwdr
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~ Anonymous
I don't use haskal because i'm an ancap and the explicit state triggers me
~ isofabric
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
~ Brian W. Kernighan and P. J. Plauger in The Elements of Programming Style.
When in doubt, measure. When not in doubt, measure anyway. It's
impossible to predict where a bottleneck will occur. If you think
you're a smartass and can, you're wrong. Measuring, on the other hand,
is fast and doesn't lie. So: Measure!
~ aiju
XMPP over ACPI map/reduce-aware high-perfomance framework
~ 分解物質